Tammy!

I have a friend, and her name is Tammy. Now, I've known Tammy for about a year, and it wasn't long after we met that she shared something special about herself with me. You see, Tammy has a talent that I believe to be unique among all humankind. I've never known any other woman who can do this thing that Tammy does. You can search high and low, as I have, scour the Earth, as I have, but you won't find anyone with a talent quite like Tammy's. They say we all have a gift, and I thank God for giving Tammy her gift, and she is, in fact, God's gift to the rest of us.

As we all know, a picture is worth a thousand words...

When it comes to Tammy, one picture is never enough...